Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?

A: Cellar-y!

Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation

Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?

A: An ear of corn!

Q: What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?

A: "Aw, shucks!"

Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: There are too many ears!

Q: Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?

A: He kept pulling its ears!

Q: What does Cornelius call his silly friends?

A: Corn flakes!

Q: What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?

A: COB webs

Q: What did the little cob of corn call his dad?

A: Pop Corn!

Q: What do you call corn that joins the army?

A: Kernel

Q: Which vegetable has the best hearing in the field?

A: An ear of corn.

Q: What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?

A: Cob - a - doodle - do!

Q: Where do cucumbers go for a date?

A: The salad bar!

Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?

A: History – because it is full of dates

Q: What is a chicken's favorite kind of vegetable?

A: An egg-plant

Q: What's purple, delicious, and fun to decorate for Easter?

A: A hard-boiled eggplant!

Q: What happens when you sit on a grape?

A: It gives a little wine!

Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?

A: Because they come in bunches!

Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

A: Because he ran out of juice

Q: Which vegetable can't you take on a boat?

A: Leeks.

Q: What is a kayaker's favorite kind of lettuce?

A: Row-maine!

Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?

A: We'll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce (let us)!

Knock, Knock

Who's there? Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!