A lady goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. They say the parrot is 200 dollars, no refunds. The owner warns her the parrot can be badly behaved, but is normally well Behaved.

After some convincin
A lady comes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. She sees a beautiful one for an unusually low price and asks about it.

"Well, she's got a foul mouth." The owner says and then asks the parrot "C
Lady walks by a pet store with a parrot sitting outside. As she walks by, the parrot says "Hey lady! You are fucking ugly." The woman is taken aback but decides to just ignore it and go about her day
Three men are trapped on an island inhabited by cannibals. Soon enough they get caught. the leader tells them to go out into the woods and pick ten of any fruit they find then come back. The first ma
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate w
An elderly man walks in to the famous restaurant Lucas Carton in Paris with his girlfriend. He orders a bottle of Rothschild Mouton 1928. The waiter returns with a full bottle of wine and fill up a s
While talking to girl

"Hey, I heard an interesting statistics the other day. They said that 80% of women satisfy their self in the shower. Do you know what the other 20% do?"

"No, what?"

"
A trio of burglars broke into a pharmacy
and stole its entire supply of Viagra and
Cialis. Police are now looking for three hardened
criminals.
A new husband arrived home with a big
bouquet of flowers. His bride met him at
the door, saw the flowers and dropped to
the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
"This is for the flowers," s
What's the difference between a gay pride
parade and a bisexual pride parade?
The bisexual pride parade goes both ways.
Why can't miss piggy count to seventy? Because every time she gets to 69 she get a little frog in her throat.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps o
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her cloths, the doctor notices a red 'U' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfrie
Bill Clinton is looking out of the window of the

oval office and he notices that someone has

urinated the message, 'BILL SUCKS!' on a wall

outside the White House. Furious, he orders the

FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from

every member of the White House staff and to find

the culprit immediately.



A week later, the FBI director calls. 'Mr.

President, I have good news and bad n
A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb.



That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had se