A lady comes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. She sees a beautiful one for an unusually low price and asks about it.
"Well, she's got a foul mouth." The owner says and then asks the parrot "Come on, Sarah, say something."
"I'm Sarah and I want to be fucked hard all day and all night." The parrot replies promptly. The lady is disgusted but not deterred.
"I already own two male parrots and I taught them to pray all day." She explains as she buys the female parrot. "They will be of good influence on her, surely."
The lady brings the new parrot home, where two male parrots are loudly reciting prayers. "Come on, Sarah, say hi," the lady prompts.
"I'm Sarah and I want to be fucked hard all day and all night." The female parrot declares.
The male parrots stop praying and one tells the other "He FINALLY heard us!"