How do you ask up Katy perry?
You poke her face
How does lady gaga like her steak cooked?
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Q .What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?
A. Stinker Bell
Q .What do you call a fairy that doesn't take a bath?
A. Stinker Bell
It's an old one. An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were having a conversation about the best feeling ever. The American said "The best feeling is when you come home from a long journey in the mi
Mom: "Son, I have something important to tell you."
Son: "What is it Mom?"
Mom: "You were adopted."
Son: "Wow. That explains a lot...I had a suspicion."
Mom: "Pack your bags. Your new family gets
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the