A Web Developer
A web developer walks into a bar.
He immediately leaves in disgust as the bar was laid out in tables.
Bar Jokes
Best Bar Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
A Bar Joke
A man was drinking in a bar when his old friend came in.
“Hey, man, haven’t seen you for ages. How are you, what’s wrong with you?” asked the friend.
A Very Excited Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar. He is very excited. And the bartender asks,
“Hey, Mark, what has happened?”
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A Nun Walks Into A Bar
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would go out. Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers.
A nun walked into the bar. And, when the patrons saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Then one more and so on. The bartender asks,
“Why are you drinking so much?”
This Guy Walks Into A Bar
This guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers.
The bartender says, “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”.
A Drunk Man Walks Into A Bar
A drunk man walks into a bar. He seats on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. After a shot of whiskey, he asks the bartender,
“Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
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In Front Of A Bar
It was hardly raining. This old man was standing in front of a bar, holding a stick, with a piece of string hanging in the water.
A young man, who was walking to the bar, stopped and asked him,
A Man Walks Into A Bar And…
A man walks into a bar and sits on a barstool.
He asks, “What is the Wi-Fi password here?”
Two Guys Walk Into A Bar
Two guys walk into a bar. They order drinks and while they are waiting for drinks the bartender asks them,
“Where are you from?”
A Hippo Walks Into
A hippo walks into a restaurant and looks for a table.
One of the waiters cries out, “Hey you…”
A Guy Walks Into A Bar…
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.
A Guy Walks
A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks,
“Do you want to play magic?”
The Coincidences
A man stumbles up to a man in a bar and asks if this could buy him a drink.
“Of course,” replied the man.
Straight To Hell
A drunken man crawls out of a bar and, gets on a bus late one night, and sits by an elderly woman. She stares at the man and says,
“I have some news for you. You’re going straight to hell!”
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The Drunken Wino
The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,
“I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk”
