Funny Stories

Short Funny Stories From Real Life That Will Crack You Up

Love Trapped on Chair

A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing away from each other and ties them to the chairs. The burglar slowly and methodically begins stealing from the house.

She Has COVID

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

“Let’s bet she has COVID,” my wife said.

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A Peaceful Relationship

They asked him, “Why your relationship with your wife is always peaceful and no fight ever?”

He replied, “That is because we agreed since the beginning that she takes decisions in small issues leaving me the big ones. For example, she takes decisions in what house or car to buy, what school we choose for our kids, what destinations to travel to, the suitable husbands for our daughters…

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A Funny Conversation

This man was sitting next to a little boy on the plane. Suddenly he turned to the boy and said,

“I’ve heard that flights are going quicker if you talk with a passenger.”

A Man Goes To

A man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

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A Prescription

Doctor: “This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression”.

Patient: “Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?”