One Liner Joke: Work Not Much, But Hard
I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.
When It Is The First Date
When It Is The First Date
Waiting For My Wedding Day
Waiting For My Wedding Day
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A Programmer Dies
A programmer dies and appears in front of the pearly gates. St Peter greeted him and looked through his list. He finds the programmer’s name in the list.
“It seems you have too many sins to be permitted into heaven. I’m sorry, but I have to send you to hell,” says St Peter to the programmer.
Why Aren’t You Married
One day Dave met his friend Joe by the corner cafe. The friend asked,
“Have you got married? asked Joe.
His Four Sons
Two friends are seating in a restaurant and speaking. The first asks,
“What are your sons’ professions?”
During The New Lockdown
During the lockdown, doctors said I could go to the market with just a mask and everything will be ok…
I felt so stupid… Others had clothes on them!
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I’m A Lawyer
There was a man who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said,
“It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.”
A Truck Driver
A truck driver drives into town and sees three people eating dinner. He asks the family who lived there,
“Hey Listen, can you tell me if there are black cows in this town?
The Baptized
A man went to church and decided to get baptized. The pastor dipped him thrice in the baptismal pool and said,
“You are baptized in the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. From now on you’ll be called Johnson, and you should never drink beer again.”
HTML & HTML+CSS
HTML & HTML+CSS
The Subscriber Is Unavailable
A woman wanted to call her husband but understood that she was out of credit. She asked her son to use his phone and to call his daddy. After the boy had called, he came back and said that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. Hearing this the woman got angry.
A Religious Debate
One day the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. And there began protestations from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal.
“I’ll have a religious debate with a member of the community. If you win, the Jews can stay. If I win, you must leave.”
The Test Results
The doctor says to the patient, “I’ve got good news, bad news, and very bad news for you.”
“Well, what’s the good news?” asked the patient.
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A blonde, A redhead, And A Brunette Die
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette die and appear near the gates of Heaven. There St Peter greeted them and said,
“If you want to get to heaven you should do 100 steps listening to jokes without laughing.”
HTML Is A Programming Language
HTML Is A Programming Language
