Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.



Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Readin
RAn attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. A local on horseback came along and offered her a ride to the nearest town.



She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was pretty uneventful except that every few minutes the guy would let out a "Whoop" so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arr
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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop,someone asked,



"Where did you get that?"



The pig replied,



"I won her in a raffle!"
An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.



On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. On
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink,and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge,and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.



Sure enough,he jumped,so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,



"I can't take this,you're my friend."



But the blonde insisted saying,



"No. A bet's
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building,who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"



So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook ta
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? 'It's ok Daddy, I'm not hurt.'