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A Drunk Man Walks Into A Bar

A drunk man walks into a bar. He seats on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. After a shot of whiskey, he asks the bartender,

“Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”

A Joke About A Politician

A politician visited a village after a storm. He met there with the leadership of the village and asked what their needs were.

“We have just two needs, sir,” replied the head of the village. “First, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

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In Front Of A Bar

It was hardly raining. This old man was standing in front of a bar, holding a stick, with a piece of string hanging in the water.

A young man, who was walking to the bar, stopped and asked him,

A Grocery Store

This man was very hungry. So he went to a 24-hour grocery store at the corner of the street. When he got there, a man was locking it.

“Hey, what are you doing?! There is a sign ‘open 24 hours’.”

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