A Joke About A Couple
A couple was working in the garden. The husband looked at his wife and said,
“Dear, your butt is really big. I can even bet that it is bigger than the barbecue.”
Only 1980s Kids Will Get
This is how we blocked people in the 1980s
One Day A Man Got On A Bus
One day a man got on a bus. There were only women and girls, but the driver. The man declared a raid. After everyone gave their money, their jewerly and other expensive thing, the man said,
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A Couple Goes To An Auction
A couple goes to an auction of bulls. The man who was selling the bulls started to present his first bull,
“This bull reproduced 61 times during last year.”
A Blond And A Genie
A blond walks through a desert and finds a magic lamp. He takes it immediately and rubes it. A genie comes out of it and says,
“Hey, I grant you three wishes. say what you want and I’ll do it for you.”
There Was A Bad Car Accident
There was a bad car accident. Both cars were totally destroyed, but no one was hurt. The drivers crawled out of their cars, one said, “Oh, it seems you are all right. This must be a miracle.”
The Fool Man
The fool man was drowning in the lake. He was crying,
“Oh, God, please help me!”
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Two Guys Walk Into A Bar
Two guys walk into a bar. They order drinks and while they are waiting for drinks the bartender asks them,
“Where are you from?”
Afraid Of Sleeping…
…Just after it, you have to go to work
A Blond Calls To A Tour Agency
A blond calls to a tour agency and asks,
“Hello, could you tell me how long does it take the flight from London to The Netherlands?”
A Very Hot Blond Went To A Market
A very hot blond went to a market and asked for two bananas. The shop assistant gave her three bananas.
Blond, “But I’ve asked just for two bananas.”
An Appointment With A Cardiologist
A patient goes for an appointment with his cardiologist.
Doctor, “I hear you, what’s wrong with you?”
A Hippo Walks Into
A hippo walks into a restaurant and looks for a table.
One of the waiters cries out, “Hey you…”
Over Dinner
The little girl asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“Don’t talk about things like that over dinner, it’s not polite,” the father replies. After the dinner, he asks, “Now, dear, what did you want to ask me?”
The Starting Salary
Reaching the end of a job interview, the interviewer asks a young engineer,
“And what starting salary are you looking for?”
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Two Boys Are Talking
Two boys are talking together. One says to the other,
“I bet you’re still a virgin.”
