A pretty girl from rich family asked a boy to be her fake boyfriend who would follow her home for new year celebration and would get paid for this. Her parents gave the young guy new suits, cellphon
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
"Wow, you look GREAT in the your Thailand trip photos. Girl, tell me, how to become thin and pretty like this? Diet or what?"
"lol,thanks. First, you need a good photographer."
"lolol. Then?"
"Th
Boris Spassky was once asked by a reporter, "Which do you prefer: chess or sex?". Spassky replied "It very much depends on the position".
HAMMOCK DUNES — Six months after building a large custom house with an ocean view, Missouri residents Mark and Brenda Voss learned of a big problem – it's on the wrong lot.

Their three-story vacat
It was last Saturday and I was at the bar. My shitty boss made me work late Friday and then early Saturday morning. Then I was laid off at the end of the day. Needless to say I was pretty upset and i
A*: Good evening/morning
Reena L: Hi A* . My name is Reena, how are you today?
A*: thank you fine how about you
Reena L: I'm great, thank you.
Reena L: How can I help you today?
A*: I was wander
I was in the office last week and got text message from number I don't know. The person has the same name as one of my girlfriends friend.



Here is conversation



2139: Hey u

Me: Hey me lol who is this

2139:Wow really how fast you forgot about me it's Caroline

Me: Oh lol I did not store your number

Me: How are you?

2139:Or did u delete it Lol it's ok

2139: I'm good how've u been

Me: Go
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany ...her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.



Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart



Dear Mrs. Woolf,



Over the past six months, your husband has caused qu
Dispatcher: What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer. - Hannah, age 9
Really funny what people can possibly think about
Choosing the right domain name is important, some fail domain names



1) "Who Represents?" - a database for agencies to the rich and famous:



www.WhoRepresents.com -> www.WhorePresents.com



2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:



www.ExpertsExchange.com -> www.ExpertSexChange.com





Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:



www
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.



Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the

pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: -



Dear Dad,



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing y
This usually happen next to drive through ATM machines



Guys



1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.



Girls



1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window w