* you drink beer from a longneck bottle because your doctor told you to distance yourself from alcohol.
* You swear well
* you think St. Patrick's Day is THE major holiday of the year.
* you belie
* When after every sentence you say ... Iyaaahh!
* You too believe traffic lanes, stop signs and one way streets are mere suggestions and that sidewalks were meant to drive on or they wouldn't have
* You get most of your news from TF1, even if you live in America.

* Offer red wine to a ten-year old, and they would prefer white, thank you.

* Calling somebody by his/her name implies that you know him/her pretty well.

* You feel that your kind of people aren't being listened to enough in the government and the National Assembly

* realize that a street being marked as one-way should not sto
* You point with your lips.

* Your mom or sister is a nurse.

* If you go to party, you're an hour late and there's still nobody there!

* You eat using your hands and have it down to technique.

* You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom."

* Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

* You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.

* You think that eating chocolate rice pud
* You think you are the king of gambler but lose all your money like the other ones.

* You call all white people Frenchmen

* You gamble with no strategy in the casino like a chick with no head

* People think you're Paki or Indu

* You wonder why all other Asian ethnicity hate you

* You go to the temple because you think you'll meet good girls there but most of the girl
* You can't go more that five days without rice.

* You don't have matching bedding.

* You don't have matching dishes.

* You don't have matching hangers in your closet.

* At least one person in your family owns or knows how to use a sewing machine.

* You never really bought a calendar in your life; you always got the free ones with movies stars or nature scenes from grocery stores.

* You've
* You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping next year.

* Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

* You have a piano in your living room.

* You live with your parents and you are 30 years old.

* You always cook too much.

* You never discuss your love life with your parents.

* Your parents are never happy with your grades.

* You save your old Coke bo
* You know how baseball, basketball, and American football are played. If you're male, you can argue intricate points about their rules.

* You learned to memorize the fifty states with a song.

* You count yourself fortunate if you get three weeks of vacation a year.

* You think that Beethoven is a cute St. Bernard dog

* You drive around looking for the closest parking space at the gym.

* You
* (For females) You're parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable

* (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go

* When you were little you always wondered why your American friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teet
* You know the meaning of the word "girt".

* You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

* You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

* You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.

* You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.

* When you hear that an Amer
* Your car costs more than your college education

* Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not

* Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)

* Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone

* Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font

* You co