– You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping next year.
– Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
– You have a piano in your living room.
– You live with your parents and you are 30 years old.
– You always cook too much.
– You never discuss your love life with your parents.
– Your parents are never happy with your grades.
– You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you’re never going to use them again.
– You keep used batteries.
– Your parents say you’re becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble.
– You can spot an Armenian a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring.
– Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you’re in the next room.
– You have at least thirty first cousins.
– You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
– Your parents drink 6 cups of coffee a day.