A lady goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. They say the parrot is 200 dollars, no refunds. The owner warns her the parrot can be badly behaved, but is normally well Behaved.
After some convincing she decides to buy the parrot. She goes home and as soon as they walk in the door the parrot goes "oh man this place is a shithole".
The lady immediately yells at the parrot to watch his language. He apologizes and says it won't happen again.
Then her husband comes home from work and the parrot goes "oh man and she's got an ugly husband". Again the lady freaks out, and threatened shed return him.
The parrot apologizes again and reminds her she can't return him.
The next day the lady's sister comes over and the parrot says "oh man and I thought you were unattractive!" To his owner.
The lady, horrified and fed up grabs the parrot and locks him in the freezer she is so annoyed.
After some time she takes him out and the parrot is absolutely silent. The lady, nervous she may have left him in too long feels bad and gives him warm food and asks him if he's okay.
He responds, "I'm fine, but what the fuck did the turkey do?"