Celebrity Jokes

Jokes about Celebrities

Question Time

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy raises his hand and Bush asked,

“What is your name?”

Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive

After many rounds of, “We don’t know if Osama bin Laden is still alive”, Osama decided to send Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a line of coded message, “370H-SSV-0773H” Bush was puzzled, so he emailed it to Condoleezza Rice.

The World’s Smartest Man

One night, an airplane was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie.

Suddenly, an oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment.

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Loyal Guards

Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building.

During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.

Drink Beer

There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

Three Most Important People

God was looking down on the earth and decided everything was too messed up to let it continue. He decided giving an ultimatum to humans would do the trick, so he called up who he thought were the three most important people on earth to tell them. God called up Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin, and Donald Trump and told them that unless they could make the world a perfect place in three days, he was going to kill everyone.

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A Contest

A certain TV station was hosting a contest and I happened to be the first caller.

The host said, “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize.”

The Pope and Donald Trump

The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

In The Same Barbershop

Donald Trump and Barack Obama end up in the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn into politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave…

Donald and Mike

Donald Trump and Mike Pence were traveling down Route 66 when Donald fell asleep at the wheel and crashed head on to oncoming traffic and they both died. When Donald and Mike reached the pearly gates of hell Mike said:

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