When Someone Gives You A Compliment
When Someone Gives You A Compliment
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20 Happy Years
My husband and I were happy for 20 years…
And then we met.
One-Liner Joke About Java
Java is like Alzheimer’s, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
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A Funny One-Liner
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested. In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
A Web Developer
A web developer walks into a bar.
He immediately leaves in disgust as the bar was laid out in tables.
Question And Answer About Developers
Question: Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Answer: Cause they can’t C#.
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The Rabbi Says
A man tells a Rabbi, “I want to live forever. What can I do?”
The Rabbi says, “Go and get married.”
A Drunk Naked Woman
A drunk naked woman jumped into a taxi and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
Question And Answer About Programmers
Why do programmers prefer using the dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
This Blond Says
This blond says, “Did you know that 99.9% of the people are dumb?!
Fortunately, I belong to the remaining 1%.”
The Vet’s Advice
A man has a wonderful horse, a good-looking one. But it also occasionally gets very dangerous and vicious. Causes tons of trouble breaks things and so on. So this man goes to the vet and asks what to do with this horse.
A Scary Joke
This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said,
“I need to pass through the cemetery but I’m scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?”
That Student
A teacher told his students,
“The person who’ll answer my next question correctly can leave class early.”
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Programming Is Like Sex
Programming is like sex.
I mean when you make one mistake you should end up supporting it for the rest of your life.
Because You’re Blonde
A girl comes home from school and tells her mother, “Mom, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!”
“Well done darling,” the mother replies, “That’s because you’re blonde.”
