Classic JokesBrowse:HomeClassic JokesThe Rabbi Says The Rabbi Says written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin A man tells a Rabbi, “I want to live forever. What can I do?” The Rabbi says, “Go and get married.” “Will I then live forever?” the man asked. “No, but the desire does go away”. More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]