A married man, Jake wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did som

‘Competitive Salary’ We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

‘Join our fast-paced company’ We have no time to train you.

‘Casual work atmosphere’ We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

‘Some overtime required’ Some every night and some every weekend.

‘Duties will vary’ Anyone in the office can bo

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Emin

One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 30 feet underwater. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went down to 60 feet, and noticed the guy headed down with him. The diver descended to 90 feet and saw the guy still headed down toward him. The diver finally stopped at 130 feet underwater and found the guy right next to him. The scuba d

Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad,” said Johnny, “It wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front …