Many Problems
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!
A Beginner
What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands, and two legs?
A beginner.
Student’s Response
A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.”
A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise, I would have died without it.”
My Smart Friend
My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me that an onion is the only food that makes people cry … I threw a coconut at his face.
Jokes to your email!
A City Man Visits The Farm
A farmer’s sister and her husband come to visit him from the city. After unpacking the husband asks the farmer what he is planning to do.
“Wait,” the husband says let me guess, “You are going to jump in your tractor turn on the radio, and cruise around all day.
Two Parrots
A man has to leave for a few days and wants to find a temporary home for his parrot.
As he knows the priest also has a parrot, he decides to ask him if he can watch his.
Indian And American
An Indian is calmly having breakfast…
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the
Question And Answer
“Why don’t you give your husband a divorce?”
“What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?”
SUPPORT=FUNNY
Father And Son
Father, “Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!”
Son, “That’s why I say she’s no good!”
They Make You Smarter
A policeman walks by a street vendor.
Policeman, “What are you selling?”
Fridays
A guy dies and the first thing he sees is a man with horns.
Man: “Oh no I didn’t make it into heaven?”
Whiskey Please
A man walks into a bar…
…The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
Drunk One Night
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’
Three Bulls
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”
Room Service Joke
“Room Service?”
“Yes, Sir.”
During An Auction
The bidding was proceeding furiously when the Head Auctioneer suddenly announced,
“A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he has agreed to pay a reward of two thousand dollars!”
