A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building

“Don’t do it!” shouts another man from behind him. “God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.”
“Really?” says the suicidal man.

“Yes. Do you believe in God?”
“Yes.”

“Me too! Christian or non-Christian?”
“Christian.”

“Me too! Which denomination?”
“Protestant.”

“Me too! Which sub-denomination?”
“Lutheran.”

“Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?”
“ESV Bible.”

“Die, heretic!” And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.