Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients operate on. The first surgeon says,

“I like to see accountants on my operating table – everything inside is numbered,”

The second one responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, cause everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon, “I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

The fifth surgeon looks at them all and says: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, and no spine. Besides the head and ass are interchangeable.”