A woman’s closet door what making a terrible sounds whenever a bus was crossing the street outside
So she called a carpenter to check it out.

The carpenter comes to see what’s the problem but sees nothing. Right then a bus was crossing the street and a loud creaking sound was heard. He couldn’t believe it.

So he told her that he’ll be waiting inside the closet to see what is making this noise.

After a few minutes the husband comes home, opens the closet and sees a man inside. He looks at his wife with disgust and back at the man and asks: “what the hell are you doing in my closet…?”

The carpenter then said “would you believe me if I told you I am waiting for the bus? “