A battle between an American, a Brit, and a Filipino.
It’s a competition of who has the most number of children.
It’s the Olympics and a lot of audiences gathered in a dome.

The first contestant is American. He walked into the middle of the dome and asked for the gates to be opened. In came 6 buses, full of his offsprings. About 300 of them all fathered by the American. The crowd clapped and cheered and the American was very proud.

The second contestant is Brit. Hr was not impressed. He knows he got more. He walks into the middle of the dome and asked for the dome roof to be opened. As soon as the dome roofs were opened, 500 parachuters came down all of them his offsprings. He vowed and the crowd cheered and clapped.

Third and final contestant, the Filipino. He walked into the middle of the dome with nothing around to be seen that could be carrying his offsprings. The judges were confused. They did not know if the Filipino even know what contest he joined into. But suddenly, the crowd goes silent, then a slow chant can be heard growing louder and louder every second…

“Daddy! Go, go, go! Daddy! Go, go, go! Daddy!”
And that’s the story of how the Filipino gathered all his offsprings to be the only audience to a contest he’s in.