A tourist gets pulled over by a cop in Russia.
Cop: You were speeding! I am going to confiscate your driver’s license and I’m calling for a tow truck to take away your car.
Tourist: But I need to get to the airport and the car is a rental!
Cop: I don’t care.
Tourist: Please, be reasonable, you cant do this!
Cop: Well, you can file an appeal. Here write it on this paper, but it has to be in Russian.
Tourist: But I don’t know any Russian!
Cop: Not my problem.
The tourist takes the piece of paper and starts pacing around the car. In desperation, he takes a $50 bill out of his wallet, wraps it in the paper and hands it to the cop.
Cop: I see you already wrote half of the appeal! And you said you didn’t know any Russian!