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HAMMOCK DUNES — Six months after building a large custom house with an ocean view, Missouri residents Mark and Brenda Voss learned of a big problem – it's on the wrong lot.

Their three-story vacat
Вовочка приходит в аптеку:
- Дайте мне упаковку презервативов!
- Во-первых, это не для детей, - отвечает аптекарь, - а во-вторых,
пусть придет папа и возьмет нужный размер.
- Во-первых, это не дл
Jones was appointed to the Army Training Center, where he was educating recruits about various government programs, especially life insurance Servicemen (LIS).
Soon his capitan noted that Jones has
If lately you were thinking, "Oh, when the time to go to work", you spend holiday with your kids.
From my sofa there is wonderful view of the smartphone.
The most important thing - not body or soul. The most important thing - it's money.
Well, think about it, who needs you, if you are good, kind and funny bum?
- Есть ли у России актёр, который может сравниться по масштабу своего дарования с Джеком Николсоном, Робертом ди Ниро, Леонардо ди Каприо?
- Есть, конечно.
- И кто же это, позвольте вас спросить?
- Dad, why do turtles walk so slow?
- Because they live 500 years and still have time to all.
Wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Husband walks in.
She turned around and says:
"We must make love this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thinks to himself-
"This
Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "Five beers, please"
A married man, Jake wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did som
Объявление"Молодой электрик ищет свою электричку с серезными намерениями попасть домой".
Блондинка первый раз летит на самолёте и сильно нервничает. Посмотрев в иллюминатор, поворачивается к соседу:

-Смотрите,люди внизу такие маленькие, как муравьи!

-Это и есть муравьи, мы ещё не взлетели...