While talking to girl

"Hey, I heard an interesting statistics the other day. They said that 80% of women satisfy their self in the shower. Do you know what the other 20% do?"

"No, what?"

If you were wandering how to get started
When you know you are watched!
Are you talking with me?
Some mornings are like this
Original toy story
Social network time
HAMMOCK DUNES — Six months after building a large custom house with an ocean view, Missouri residents Mark and Brenda Voss learned of a big problem – it's on the wrong lot.

Their three-story vacat
Вовочка приходит в аптеку:
- Дайте мне упаковку презервативов!
- Во-первых, это не для детей, - отвечает аптекарь, - а во-вторых,
пусть придет папа и возьмет нужный размер.
- Во-первых, это не дл
Jones was appointed to the Army Training Center, where he was educating recruits about various government programs, especially life insurance Servicemen (LIS).
Soon his capitan noted that Jones has
If lately you were thinking, "Oh, when the time to go to work", you spend holiday with your kids.
From my sofa there is wonderful view of the smartphone.
The most important thing - not body or soul. The most important thing - it's money.
Well, think about it, who needs you, if you are good, kind and funny bum?
- Есть ли у России актёр, который может сравниться по масштабу своего дарования с Джеком Николсоном, Робертом ди Ниро, Леонардо ди Каприо?
- Есть, конечно.
- И кто же это, позвольте вас спросить?
- Dad, why do turtles walk so slow?
- Because they live 500 years and still have time to all.
Wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Husband walks in.
She turned around and says:
"We must make love this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thinks to himself-