Friends can be any shape
A man stomps into a bar and growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"
An Orthodox Priest, a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking about how they divide up the money they get in collections from their congregations.

Catholic Priest: "To divide up the money, we draw
A man finds a lamp and rubs it a genie pops out and offers him 3 wishes but with condition .

What ever you wish your wife will get double it. You want a million dollars, your wife gets two million
Ivanov applied to the Communist Party. The party committee conducts an interview.

"Comrade Ivanov, do you smoke?"

"Yes, I do a little."

"Do you know that comrade Lenin did not smoke and adv
"In Soviet Russia, cat still hates you!"

In Soviet Russia, Christmas steals the Grinch!!

In Soviet Russia, Homework comes from you!!

In Soviet Russia, party throw you!
In America, you are
A rabbit ran wildly in the street.

"Why are you running like mad?" a bear asked.

"Don't you know, they are now arresting all camels and castrating them."

"But you're rabbit, not a camel."
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps o