Bar JokesBrowse:HomeBar JokesA Hippo Walks Into A Hippo Walks Into written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin A hippo walks into a restaurant and looks for a table. One of the waiters cries out, “Hey you…” The hippo replies, “You’ve read my mind.” More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]