Classic JokesBrowse:HomeClassic JokesFunny Two Liner Joke About A Programmer Funny Two Liner Joke About A Programmer written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t. More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]