There was a man who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said,

“It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.”

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She wondered if he is a lawyer. He said,

“Yes, I am!”

So they went to his place and when they were in bed screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny he answered,

” I’ve been a lawyer just for 5 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”