Two soldiers are walking through the jungle.

One of them yells out: “Ahhhhh!”. The other soldier turns to him and says: “What happened?!” as he sees a venomous snake leave the area.

“I was bitten in the balls, oh the pain!” “Oh my God! Let me find a clearing to call the base medic, wait right here” said the other soldier.

He proceeds to head to the clearing and calls the medic. He explains the situation and as the medic tells him to clean the wound, the transmission is interrupted. He quickly heads back to his injured companion and cleans his wound.

The soldier runs back to the clearing and calls the medic again to tell him he cleaned the wound. While the medic explains he must make a small incision over the bite marks, the transmission is interrupted once again.

He quickly heads back to his injured companion, makes the incision with no hesitation, and runs back to the clearing to make the call once again. This time the signal goes uninterrupted and the medic explains that he must use his mouth to extract the poison from the wound.

Finally, he heads back to his companion, who at seeing him yells: “What did he say?”

“That you’re gonna die”.