An old lady got on an elevator in a luxurious building when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume. The woman turns to the old lady and says,

“CLIVE CHRISTIAN NO. 1 USD 2150 per ounce!”

Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says,

“HERMÈS 24 FAUBOURG USD 1500 per ounce!”

2 floors later, when the old lady is about to get off the elevator she looks at both women, bends over farts, and says, “Greeb been 49 cents a pound!”