A Frenchman, a German and an English man are standing before the gates of heaven.

God greets them and says: “You were all great and kind people. As a reward for being a good human, you may all swim in my magic pool” “The water will turn in anything you say”

The Frenchman: I want to try that out

He runs to the pool and yells: “WINE”, and the water turns into wine.

After the Frenchman is done swimming, the German comes running to the pool. He yells: “BEER”, and the water turns into beer.

The German is also done swimming, so the English man starts running to the pool.

He runs as fast as he can, but slips and yells: “SHIT”