The Hungry Man

A man is driving home and sees another man on the sidewalk eating grass. He stops and asks,

“Hey! Why are you eating grass?”

The man replies, “I’m out of money, I lost my job and I haven’t eaten for a week!” The man thinks for a few seconds and says,

“You know what, why don’t you come with me to my house.”

The man replies, “Yes! That would be nice. Thank you so much.” He points at the end of the road and says, “There’s another family there. They also haven’t eaten for a long time! Would you mind if they come along as well?”

The man says, “Sure, as long as they can fit in my car. My house isn’t far down this road so it shouldn’t be a problem. Besides, I haven’t mowed my lawn in months.”

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