A girl is crying.

Dad asks: Why are you crying?

The girl answers: My boyfriend dumped me!

Dad (Grabs shotgun): I’ll be back soon.

A while later, dad comes back.

Girl: What the hell is going on? Why did you kill him?

Dad: I didn’t!

Girl: Where did you go, then?

Dad: To get ice cream for you.

Girl: Why did you take the shotgun with you?

Dad: So I could get it for free!