Classic JokesBrowse:HomeClassic JokesThe Pharmacist The Pharmacist written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “Do you mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.” More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]