Two beggars are begging in different areas of London …

One begs just as long as the second, but only collects two or three pounds a day.

The second brings home a suitcase full of money. He drives a luxurious car, lives in his house, and has a lot of money to spend.

One day the first asks the second, “I work as long and hard as you do but you bring home a suitcase full money every day?”

The second responds, “What does your sign say?”

“I have no work: a wife, and 6 kids to support,” he answeres.

The second says no wonder you only get that much money.

The other asks “So what does your sign say?”

“I only need another 10 pounds to move back to Pakistan.”