Classic JokesBrowse:HomeClassic JokesTwo Scientists In A Bar Two Scientists In A Bar written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: “Can I get a glass of H2O, please?” The second man says: “I would like a glass of H2O too.” The next morning the second man died. More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]