A woman comes home to a dark house and sees her husband sitting there and crying.

“Hey honey, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The husband turns to his wife and says, “do you remember 20 years ago when your father caught us having sex in the car?”

The wife smiles at the memory and replies, “Of course, that was my first time.”

He looks at his wife and says, “well 20 years ago your father gave me a choice. Either I marry you or spend 20 years in prison.”

“That was a long time ago honey, and your not in prison.”

The husband again starts sobbing and says, “I would have gotten out of prison today.”