A Terrorist on a Suicide Mission

So while the other terrorists were wrapping him with all kinds of bombs they looked him in the eye and told him: you're going on a suicide mission so don't fail us. The terrorist replied: I'm prepared to die!! And so they sent him to the city and he goes to a school and he calls the base: should I do it here!! And they replied: no it's not crowded enough, go somewhere else. And so he goes to a mall and again contacts the base: should I do it here!! And they replied: no it's no crowded enough either go somewhere else. And so he goes to a stadium on a matchday and he contacts the base again and says: should I do it here!!! And they replied: yes!!! It's crowded enough!!! do it!!! He pulls out a dagger and stabs himself

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