Funny StoriesBrowse:HomeFunny StoriesOn Opposite Sides Of A River On Opposite Sides Of A River written by FunnyGuy 3000+ Shares Share Tweet Share Pin Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need your help to get to the other side!” The other guy replies, “You’re already on the other side!” More jokes from the community[wmls name="loading" id="1"]