A British, a French, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

“Look at their reserve, their calm,” says the British. “They must be British.”

“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”

“No way! They have no clothes and no shelter,” the Russian points out, “They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian.”