A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:

“How did you get your ears so badly burnt?”

PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell phone, and insteada me ansa the phone, me pick up de iron and ansa it.

DOCTOR: “OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear?”
PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat call me back…