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Don’t call to Jamaican Man

A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:

“How did you get your ears so badly burnt?”

PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat…

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Aladdin Jokes

Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.

Genie: What fur?

Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that’s what fur!

As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.

Was he an only child?

No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!

Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s lamp?

It would take a genie-us to find out!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aladdin.

Aladdin who?

A lad in the street who

Short Jokes

Q. What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?

A. Her horror scope!

Q. Why do dragons sleep all day?

A. So they can fight knights!

Q. Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?

A. She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A. She always ran away from the ball!

Q. Why were the giant’s fingers only eleven inches long?

A.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see”.

Watson said “I see millions and millions of stars”.

Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”

Watson: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that

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