A teacher is explaining biology to her third-grade students. She says,

“Human beings are the only creatures that stutter.”

A girl raised her hand, saying, “I once had a kitty that stuttered.”

The teacher knowing how precious are some of these stories asked the girl to describe the incident.

“I was in the backyard with my kitty, and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it has jumped the fence into our yard!”

The teacher exclaimed, “Oh that must have been scary!”

The girl said “It was! My kitty raised her back and said sssss, ssssss, sssssss, and before she could say shit the rottweiler ate her!”