Teacher & Johnny
Teacher: “If I’ll give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Kids Jokes
Jokes by/for kids, Best Kids Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
Me perry
How do you wake up Katy perry?
You poke her face
DON’T CUT ME DOWN.
What did The tree say to the lumberjack?
Leaf me alone!
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You make me gaga for steak.
How does lady gaga like her steak cooked?
Ra,ra,ra,ra,ra! Ra,ra,ra,ra,ra!
Please! Take a bath
Q .What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
A. Stinker Bell
Aladdin Jokes
Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.
Genie: What fur?
Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that’s what fur!
As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s lamp?
It would take a genie-us to find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
A lad in the street who
Fish Jokes
Which fish dresses the best?…The Swordfish – It always looks sharp
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?…Monkfish
What kind of fish will help you hear better?…A herring aid
What do romantic fish sing to each other?…Salmon-chanted evening
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather
Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?…If it were 12 inc
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Turtles
– Dad, why do turtles walk so slow?
– Because they live 500 years and still have time to all.
George Washington
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Adam: Because George still had the axe in his hand…
For Santa
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
A. Santa Pause!
Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping!
Chrismass Jokes
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Questions and Answers
Teacher: Mike, go to the map and find South America.
Mike: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Mike!
kings and queens
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?
They sit down!
When does a prince get very wet?
When he becomes the reigning monarch…
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Veg Jokes
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
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Funny question and answer jokes
Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y!
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: A coconut on vacation
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: …
