Three men went to Las Vegas and after losing their money at the blackjack tables, they decided to stay off the strip in a not so expensive hotel, and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters.

So the first man went up to their father and asked,

“Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”

The father said, “No, but you can sleep with the pigs.”

The second man went to the father and asked,

“Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”

The father said, “No, but you can sleep with the cows.”

The third man asked,

“Can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”

The father said, “Yes.”

In the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast.

The first man said, “I slept like a pig.”

The second man said, “I slept like a cow.”

The third man said, “I felt like a golfer.”

The father asked, “Why?”

The answer was, “Cause I got my balls in 18 holes.”