He’s Fucking Your Wife

A man is lying in bed with his wife when suddenly someone yells from outside: “Look, he’s fucking your wife!”

He quickly turns around in bed only to see her sleeping by his side, and really deep at it. He chooses to ignore it and goes on to sleep. Just as he was taking asleep, the same voice yells again: “Look, he’s really fucking your wife!”

Again, he turns but she’s still sleeping, nothing looks suspicious.

The third time this happened, he decided to catch the guy who’s been disturbing them. He goes out of the room, and while he was putting on his shoes, his wife’s lover crawls through the window and starts banging his wife.

So the husband finally gets outside, and after a bit of searching gives up… As he approached the bedroom window he looks inside completely baffled: “Shit! From here it really does look like someone’s fucking her!”

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