A young woman goes to the hospital to have her baby. No husband or boyfriend is present. The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and says,

“I must warn you your baby is black.” The woman says

“Well I was in desperate need of money and there was a porno and the guy was black.” The nurse quickly apologizes and says,

“It was none of my business.” The woman didn’t seem to mind. The nurse says,

“Just so you know the baby has slanted eyes.” The woman says,

“They told me for more money that there was a Chinese guy too and she needed the money.”

The nurse brings the woman her baby and the mother turns the baby over and slaps its bottom so hard it started to cry. The nurse yelled,

“What the hell are you doing?” The woman looks the nurse square in the eyes and says

“I wanted to make sure it didn’t bark too.”