Two missionaries get caught in Africa by a tribe of primitives. The chief of the tribe says

“We’ve captured you in our land! I shall give you a choice. ‘Death’ or ‘ugu’?”

The missionaries looked at each other, thought for a minute and one of them said,

“Okay, I choose ‘ugu’.”

The chief says “‘Ugu’ it is!”

And suddenly the entire tribe of primitives gather around the missionary, pick him up, and start fucking him. They do this for four hours and then they break and have something to eat. Then they fuck him for another two hours and then they go to sleep. When they wake up they started fuck him for another six hours and then they drop him to the ground.

Then the chief looked at the other missionary and said,

“Now it’s your time to choose! Death or ‘ugu’?”

The missionary says “I choose death!”

The chief says, “Death it is, but first ‘ugu’!”