A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said,

“Here, put these on.”

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

“I can’t wear your trousers,” she said.

“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.”

With that, she flipped him her knickers and said,

“Try these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

“Hell,” he said. “I can’t get into your knickers!”

She replied, “That’s right and that’s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.”