Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, heels, and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman said,

“The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall heels, and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made love all night long.”

The mistress said, “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.”

The married woman said, “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, heels, and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me, and said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”